U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i think im in europe. pls send help
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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