am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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