you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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