Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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