32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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