you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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