I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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