My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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