I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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