ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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