I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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