I want to stick my p in your. b.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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