Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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