remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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