I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
