you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize