Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I stole a fireplace last night.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
