we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize