you didnt know i had herpes?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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