You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
