Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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