Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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