arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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