dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
