Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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