some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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