how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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