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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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