I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
