Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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