I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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