Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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