bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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