Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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