great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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