I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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