3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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