I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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