yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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