He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
