Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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