Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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