well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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