You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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