I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
