Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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