I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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