Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize
