That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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