Pappa wants mamma naked
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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