So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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