3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
