I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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