if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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