You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
