yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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