everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Randomize
