we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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